HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Sort of reverse heckleI was near the front at some comedy night, and being tall the compere was always going to pick me out.
Earlier on in the evening though, I'd been joking with my mates about the new office I was working in. The address was 212 Broadway, and I made the hilarious observation that I could honestly say "I work on Broadway."
So when the compere starts on me - "Nice shirt, what's your name?" etc. and asks "...where do you work?" - I honestly answered: "On Broadway!"
Pause.
"I expect you think this all a bit shit then."
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:28, Reply)
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