HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The QuireboysA wee while back some friends and I decided that in our infinite wisdom we wanted to go to a Quireboys gig. It might have been because we were pissed, or possibly because we were young, or most likely because it was the only gig happening in Cambridge that evening.
The gig started with a band called The Raiders of Rock and Roll (shite), progressing to Tokyo Dragons (too rubbish for words) and finally the wrinkly veterans themselves, the Quireboys.
That night they had decided dress as 'flouncy-cuffed' pirates. This didn't go unnoticed. During the interval, the lead singer said:
'I could tell you some stories.....'
To which we replied:
'Tell us about the time you lived on a pirate ship. The pirate ship. Shiver me timbers. Arrrrgh.' at a high volume.
The poor bloke could only look on in pity at the giggling gaggle of drunk girls and say 'Yes, pirates.'
The first and last time I've heckled.
www.quireboys.com/
Sorry. Bit crap wasn't it?
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:49, Reply)
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