HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I'm never brave enough......to heckle, but the best I ever heard consisted of just one word.
I went to see '28 Days Later' the day it came out in a cinema in Cambridge. We watched the introduction, all giggled when it mentioned that the psycho monkeys were unleashed in a lab in Cambridge, and then came the long, top down, drawn out shot of the naked man lying on a hospital bed. I felt uncomfortable, like any man would, looking at another fella's todger, and there was an uneasy silence throughout the cinema until someone shouted...
"COCK!"
Que much sniggering... It wasn't that funny, but I did have to bite my tongue to silence myself.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:21, Reply)
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