HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I was on stageCos I can play piano a bit and my form tutor roped me into this. This was, oooh, 3 years ago and I wasn't the best ever...hanyway. Buggered it up riiight at the end of the first solo song, so I just laughed it off, being the true performer I am, and announced "a bit of free-form jazz for you there" then walked off. Got a little chuckle, though I suspect that was more out of pity than anything else.
Come the time when I had to go back on stage, I sat at the piano and someone stage-whispered "Oh God, not Mozart again"
The Head Teacher stood up, pointed at her and announced that she'd be getting a detention for that. All the parents clapped. Someone hooted, which was a bit much. I looked at her and laughed. If she was able, she would have faded from existance right then and there.
Cheers, Mr. B.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:38, Reply)
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