HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I'll be backMy bessie mate's brother is a special effects bloke on fillums and that, so very handy to have around when it's fancy dress time. Did me up superbly as The Terminator (after he'd been shot in the face a bit) with embalming wax, a glowing eye, skin peeled away showing the metal underneath, the works.
Naturally I expected glowing reviews, and thought that being told by the fittest girl there that 'You're face is disgusting' was a bit harsh. Quicker than a quick thing, I said,'Yeah? Well you've got a fat arse.'
It was funny at the time. Honest.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 7:45, Reply)
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