HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Not a heckle but...Roy Chubby Brown had the difficult task of opening a gig at a Catholic old people's home a few years back, they had been broken into a fortnight before and had their telly's and murray mints nicked.
Annnyway, he goes on stage looks dumfounded for a bit then indicates to the giant crucifix hanging at the opposite end of the hall "I see you caught the c*nt then"
taxi for the fat man
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hypnochimp, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:57,
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