HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Football related...Playing a match a fair few years back and I was in goal. Spilt a shot, that lead to a goal mouth scramble and eventually a goal.
Our quite lazy (but, admittedly skillful) midfielder shouts at me...
"Nic, What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Instantaneously I hit back with...
"More than you fucking well are..."
This led to cheers from the sidelines...
Yay.
Does that count?
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 11:17, Reply)
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