b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Heckles » Post 51955 | Search
This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
Pages: Latest, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, ... 1

« Go Back

Workmate of mine was getting picked on...
By some random pub comedian who was making "kiddy fiddler" jokes at his expense.

His comeback was a rather agressive-sounding "Look mate, you call me a paedophile one more fucking time and I will come round your house and fuck your kids!".

There was a short silent pause before the audience cracked up.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 12:50, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, ... 1