HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Years and years agoI saw Oasis on what was probably their first national tour before they were well known and famous at a local venue. When they started to insult the crowd, who weren't really that impressed the response from me and my mates was 'throw the fat man! throw the fat man!' chanted repeatedly until our friend fat Dan, 5ft 1 and 17 stone came back from the toilets. We then proceeded in time honoured fashion to swing him back and forth by his arms and legs before launching him at the stage. As two of us worked there we weren't thrown out but threatened by the band (ooh they're so tough), so I bit the rim off my guiness glass (which is easy to do quite safely if you know how) and spat it at them.
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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 13:31,
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