HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Charlie ChuckCharlie Chuck's compere in Guisely, near Leeds, last night in fact...
Comedian is piss-poor and is struggling. He wants to get the audience focused on arses so he can do some scatalogical material and win his crowd back. He offers the following rhetorical question to the audience: "You know where you get a tetanus jab, right?"
Voice from the back: "Otley."
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 13:39, Reply)
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