HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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frank skinnerpicked on me randomly at a tiny gig.
frank: have you ever had sex?
me: yep
frank: are you sure?
me: yep
frank: so do you like to have the lights on or off
me: i like to use a strobe
frank: (nothing)
that shut him up, and it wasn't even a great heckle. not so good live, i tell you.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:04, Reply)
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