HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At a juggling convention a few years backThere was an American guy doing a routine at the renegade show (late night, anything goes kind of thing) and he was juggling basketballs (not relevant to the story but insert obligatory joke about the size of his balls here).
Anyhoo, this guy was slagging off the Brits, calling us "limeys" and all the usual USA-centric bollocks.
He paused in his routine so I called out from the back "What's the difference between America and yoghurt?". He looked a little baffled and said in a slighty concerned tone "I don't know..."
Cue the response of "Yoghurt has a culture!" followed by cheers of approval from the crowd and one very pissed off and angry yank.
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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 18:39,
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