HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
(
chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
« Go Back
Dara O'Briain - Mock the weekWas in the Anvil in Basingstoke last night to watch Dara o'Briain, the fckin funny rapid fire paddy that hosts mock the week on bbc2 or whatever.
he's talking about sterio types
an asks, 'what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the French?'
bloke in crowd 'Smelly, Arrogant'
'How about the Dutch?'
'Spliff Heads'
'And how about the Americans?'
and not 3 metres 2 rows away from me a scally pipes up
'Wankers!'
Dara goes 'best not mention the germans then'
cheers
(hasten to add the whole set was to dispell sterio types an take the piss ironically, but acknowledged it'll probably be lost on the targets anyway, 'specially the yanks)
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 19:18, Reply)
« Go Back