HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I had a part time job at a world famous amusement park.Heckling guests and other cast members was standard practice.
My favorite though was when this girl whom I worked with was talikng about what she will look like when she gets older. She wasn't the smartest girl, and her anecdotes were the stuff of legendary mockery.
So, she is saying one day about how in her family, since she is overweight now (around 20) her mother had told her that she will be skinny when she gets older.
I heard this and before I could even stop myself I said "Yeah, cancer will do that to you."
Silence for a moment then everyone else started cracking up. One girl even spit soda she was laughing so hard.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 19:36,
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