HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I once went to a pantomimeAnd there was someone behind the fella on the stage, so I shouted "He's behind you!"
The actor looked REAL embarrassed, because he kept turning around to try and see who was behind him, but every time he did, the other fella turned around him too. It was real funny like.
Later, he anally raped me and told me that if I ever did it again he'd murder my family and feed them to me.
I didn't do it again.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 20:24,
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