HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Here it is. Thank Wikiquote.["Freebird!"]
Please quit yellin' that. It's not funny, it's not clever; it's stupid, it's repetitive. Why the fuck would you continue to yell that? I'm serious.
[Crowdmember yells out "Kevin Matthews!"]
Okay, Kevin Matthews. What does that mean now? Now what does it mean? I understand where it comes from, so do you. Now what does it all mean? What is the culmination of yelling that?
["Jimmy Shorts!"]
Jimmy Shorts. He's not here. He's not gonna be here, now what? Now where are we? We're here with you interrupting me again, you fucking idiot! That's ... you see where we're at? We're here at the same point again, where you, the FUCKING PEON MASSES, can once again ruin anyone who tries to do anything because you don't know how to do it on your own! That's where we're fuckin' at! Once again, the useless wastes of fucking flesh that has ruined everything good in the goddamn world! That's where we're at! HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA, HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER! KILL THEM ALL, ADOLF, ALL OF EM! JEW, MEXICAN, AMERICAN WHITE, KILL THEM ALL! START OVER! THE EXPERIMENT DIDN'T WORK! RAIN FORTY DAYS, PLEEEASE FUCKING RAIN TO WASH THESE FUCKING TURDS OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE! WASH THESE HUMAN WASTES OF FLESH AND BONE OFF THIS PLANET!! I PRAY TO YOU, GOD, KILL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!
["Freebird!"]
Freebird. [drops the mike and storms off stage]
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 1:41, Reply)
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