HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Laughter HouseYears ago at the Laughter House in Dubai a group of us are being bored to death by the most unfunny Scouse comedian I ever had the misfortune to see, a friend busting for the bathroom, tries to leave without drawing attention to himself, a bit tough when you're 7 foot tall and built like a brick sh!thouse.
The comedian sees him leaving and decides to heckle him asking where he's going etc. My mate bellows "Im off for a piss before the comedian comes on." Silence from the comedian followed by laughter from the audience.
When he comes back from the bathroom he tells us he's been waiting 10 years or so to say that line after hearing someone say it when he was a kid.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 7:27, Reply)
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