HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Does she?Heard a great local story (I don't think it's posted here yet) - some bloke, during half time, in the centre circle, proposed to his then girlfriend who accepted.
As they walked off, the crowd started chanting "Does she take it, Does she take it, Does she take it up the arse? Does she take it up the arse?" - to the tune of "Get your tits out, etc".
Apparently they laughed it off, but a good few thousand people chanting that to the woman had to be funny as fuck!
No apologies for length - it's a black thing.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 12:05, Reply)
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