HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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A guy from BAE systems (ie arms dealers) was giving a talkand he was describing all the defensive products BAE produce to show that they're nice really and save lives rather than just make guns to kill people.
Anyway, do you remember when the army were called out to gatwick to stop bin laden blowing up planes, the daily mail, in their style rpoduced a mock up of a turban clad terrorist firing a rocket launcher at a plane. The guy was using this picture as an example of the sort fo real life incident that BAE could protect people from. I just shouted out 'Shame it wasn't real though'. That shut the bastard up for a bit.
apologies for rambling bollocks
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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