HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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On the busOn the schoolbus when I was a few years younger, and wore glasses, big school bully says "your glasses make you look like a rat" my reply: "your face makes you look like a twat", cue much applause for rhyming comeback.
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Didyoumissme1, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 14:42,
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