HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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A Few1) Not exactly heckling but stupidity nevertheless and shouting out/embarassing semi-famous people. Walking back from college, my friend usually passed Stuart White. One time, we were walking together, he walked up and she goes "Look its Stuart White!"
"Where?"
"There!" Only she misjudged it and was actually pointing right in his face. Cue both of us bursting out laughing and leaving him glaring.
2) Actual heckling. Once, the school at that time decided to bring in a Status Quo member to talk to us. (No, I don't know why.) We were very aware that it was going to be a long, tedious hour.
Goes up, condescending tone... "Hello ... I'm not sure if any of you listen to.."
"Yeah, you're shit."
Absolute quiet.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 16:26, Reply)
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