HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Football matches and classroomsare where I've heard the best.
Leicester are playing some-one, and it was when we had Julian Joachim up front, who was bloody quick. Some launches a pass over the top for him to run after, and its miles away from him and runs out of play. From about 5 seats in front of me, someone shouts
"Linford Christie couldn't have got to that - on a bike..."
Queue silence than a massive wave of laughter that had Brian Little looking up from the dug-out, shrugging his shoulders!
In the classroom.
One of the kids, Louis, his mum is the Receptionist. In walks Dean, about 15 minutes late to the lesson. "why are you late Dean" I ask. Up pipes Lewis, "he was in the bogs, Sir, having a smoke". "I like a fag while your mum sucks my dick" Dean replies. I couldn't do anything but laugh...
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 17:26, Reply)
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