HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Friendly FireAround the start of the year I went to a Rangers game and witnessed one fan heckle his own support and team.
Firstly just before half time and at full time he was heard to shout at some fans leaving early to avoid the queues "Oi, something exciting happening? where you all going?"
Secondly when the striker burst through and was heading to the goal one fan screamed "shoot" he then fluffed the shot, above fan shouts out "I would but I haven't a fucking gun!"
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 17:43, Reply)
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