HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At a...Travel Function many years ago.
A Stand-up had already started while i was in the loo and he had just started picking on the audience as i strolled in...
HIM: Just been in the toilet have you?
ME: Yeah.
HIM: Thought so we could hear you.
ME: Well i bet listening to the shit coming outta my arse is better than listening to the shit coming outta your mouth.
Unfortunately i didnt say it loud enough so the front few tables burst into laughter whilst the comedian and all the other tables looked on confused as i walked confidently to my table.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 22:43, Reply)
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