HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Not very on-topic...but fuck it, i like this story so it's getting posted.
Me and a mate were in a Physics class, "learning" about heat conduction. Now my mate has a couple of younger sisters, about eight and ten.
So, the teacher was using vaseline to stick pins to poles so the vaseline would melt, pins drop etc etc.
My friend though it would be awful funny to comment loudly "Paddy (me) likes to do other things with vaseline" implying that i liked teh bum love.
To which i instantly replied "Yeah, and they involve your sisters!"
He was crushed, i was victorious and the rest of the class were disgusted.
Not proud of the peado-ness involved, just of the sheer speed.
VFM
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 22:11, Reply)
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