Heckles
Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
( , Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
( , Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Free shit rappers in harlow...
Last year me and my mateys found ourselves at the fireworks display lovingly put on by the wonderous town of Harlow. We discovered that the local radio station had a little spot there too with some live music. We go to check it out. Theres some woman there signing, shite but also the amazing MC Bud accompaning. Big hard looking black guy, dancing like an 80 year old woman. They were shite. So naturally we made our way to the front and just stood staring at them. And pointing. they looked a bit freaked. When she tried to get a bit of audience participation going with the awe-inspiring 'lets hear you Harlow massive!' (bearing in mind there was just about 10 middle aged men standing around) the 5 of us allowed a short period of silence to go by and then laughed nice and loudly. the sarcastic cheering, dancing and general 'biggin-up' of the gangstas onstage was magical. they went very quickly once htey were done.
we also grew very attached to the elderly gent stood next to us with a massive camera taking photos, cos this woman liked thrusting forward in her very tiny skirt, and us stood right in front of the stage got a lovely view up it. bring on next year!
( , Sun 9 Apr 2006, 23:23, Reply)
Last year me and my mateys found ourselves at the fireworks display lovingly put on by the wonderous town of Harlow. We discovered that the local radio station had a little spot there too with some live music. We go to check it out. Theres some woman there signing, shite but also the amazing MC Bud accompaning. Big hard looking black guy, dancing like an 80 year old woman. They were shite. So naturally we made our way to the front and just stood staring at them. And pointing. they looked a bit freaked. When she tried to get a bit of audience participation going with the awe-inspiring 'lets hear you Harlow massive!' (bearing in mind there was just about 10 middle aged men standing around) the 5 of us allowed a short period of silence to go by and then laughed nice and loudly. the sarcastic cheering, dancing and general 'biggin-up' of the gangstas onstage was magical. they went very quickly once htey were done.
we also grew very attached to the elderly gent stood next to us with a massive camera taking photos, cos this woman liked thrusting forward in her very tiny skirt, and us stood right in front of the stage got a lovely view up it. bring on next year!
( , Sun 9 Apr 2006, 23:23, Reply)
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