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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Heckling the audience....
I was a mere 4 years old, and my parents thought I might appreciate a trip to the pantomime during the festive season. I can't remember what it is we went to see, but we were sat at the front of the upper circle in the Kings Theatre in Edinburgh, quite a big place.

It got to the bit where the hero is being stalked by the baddy, and the audience (quite rightly) shouted "He's behind you!". To which I stood up on my seat, turned around to face the audience and shouted at the top of my little voice, "You all be quiet!", whilst assertively wagging my finger.

Everyone laughed at me, I went red.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 11:11, Reply)

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