HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Bachelor/Batchelor BoysI hold myself up to ridicule by saying that I have seen the Bachelors (ask your gran) so I must add that it wasn't through choice. Anyway, my brother-in-law comes back from the bar with drinks and obviously makes too much noise handing them around, prompting one of the fellers on stage to say: "I'm going to come up to your room later and talk while you perform."
To which the reply was: "I hope I perform better than you."
Made the evening almost worthwhile.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 0:26, Reply)
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