HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Since everyone's talking about movies now......I went to see Narnia with a few of my family, including my brain-damaged nephew. He's 13, with a mental age of about 3, and as funny as you like.
After Aslan had been killed, and the battle started, the camera cuts back to the dead lion on the stone table, and the whole cinema sits hushed as the emotion pours out of the screen. Until that is, my nephew stands up and shouts at the top of his lungs "Wake up Jeff!!", which he always does when he sees someone asleep (it's from The Wiggles, apparently).
Anyway, it's a film, and it's not really a heckle, but it made a large portion of the audience laugh muchly, so I thought I'd share it.
And with that, good night to you all! =)
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 0:30, Reply)
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