HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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.playing in local bands you often get heckles. especially since most of the bands round here are shite and the audience need to amuse themselves somehow. These are some from friends of mine.
the most blatant ones, such as waiting for the quiet bit of the song and yelling "YOU'RE SHIT" are all well and good, but on noticing the room was full of people wearing said band's t-shirts we decided to leg it.
the wittier ones are the best.
"you should keep that one in the real set"
and my favourite. probably due to its slightly surrealness: "you should be in a band"
apologies for lack of length, i was somewhat short-changed.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 10:17, Reply)
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