HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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GCSE Science...and first post...I was in a GCSE Science class oh so many moons ago (well, 3 years), and we had a supply teacher, our proper one was off having babies or something. Anyway, this guy was a bit of a dunce, he was taking the register, and instead of reading out our first names, he was reading out our middle names, which were also printed on there. He'd got a third of the way down the register when he got to me, and called me by my middle name, which at the time I didn't like too much. So I pipes up "Excuse me, my name is NOT Alice, it's Gemma, you might wanna learn to take a register properly". Cue the entire class goggling and him telling me I was a "Very rude young lady". Like I cared =P
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