HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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strange foody heckleI was 14. I was wearing ripped jeans. I was making a speech at my youth group.
evil jonny and evil danny snuck up behind me and spooned a pot of chocolate mousse into the rips in my jeans whilst I was talking.
not knowing how to handle this bizarre heckle, I just pretended it wasn't happening and kept on talking.
I like to think I'd handle the incident better if it were to happen today.
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biscuitbiscuit is in ur garden, watering ur plantz, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 10:56,
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