HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Feckles Heckles Hackles ShmecklesMy girlfriend and I were watching tolerable Historic "Epic" King Arthur. The Saxons, or the Normans, or the Vikings, or the... whatever they were. Bald evil people. Anyway, they were quabbling amongst themselves. The leader of the "invasion" is arguing with his son, who's just made a bit of a cock-up. Where he would have normally killed another soldier, he spares his son's life. This, apparently, offends his son trmendously, who proceeds to stab a fellow soldier through the chest with his sword.
The tension mounts. Silence. And then my girlfriend says, in her best Old Lady voice, "There's no need for that!"
For some reason, this was hilarious.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:39, Reply)
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