HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Last nightI went to see my mate do stand up in Kilburn. Maybe Kilburn is like some sort of day-release centre for lunatics, but the hecklers were a class apart, especially the drunk Australian girl who, to be fair to her, was an absolute fucking nightmare. She took to the stage, tried to wrestle the self-styled comedy terrorist who was the compere, and ended up falling on her arse and smashing a pint all over the stage. Genius. Later on a young man by the name of "Flex Daddy" also invaded the stage to give us some of his own jokes, although his patois (ebonics? jive?) was so strong that only my mate who listens to reggae non-stop had any idea what he was talking about.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:50,
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