HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Old people films.Well seeing as every single other one of you lot is recounting cinema tales, and I'm not the big social event type, I will tell you my own.
Went to the pub with a couple of assorted mates, after a few drinks we got bored and decided to beetle off to the local cinema to see what was on.
Sod all apart from Ladies in Lavender. 'Why not?' suggested my best friend. We all wandered in, bought tickets and sat down.
Film started. Two ladies. Old ones. A foreign bloke. Possibly Polish. And NO lavender anywhere in the film. I was utterly bored, so was everyone else.
Film finished, my mate announced very loudly that 'that was the biggest pile of wank I've EVER seen'. The lights came up and we, a group of 18-22 year old kids, were met with a horde of tear-stained old people, simultaneously sobbing and glaring at my mate.
It WAS shit though.
I rented it on my birthday to see if it'd got any better, or I'd missed something.
I hadn't.
Had that woman from Blackadder in, though.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 14:26, Reply)
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