HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Paint-a fence-aAt Jongleurs the compere picked on one table for a few minutes, then another table for a few minutes, then it was our table's turn.
"Are you all together?" he asked.
"Yes." we replied.
"Are you work colleagues?" he continued.
To which the answer "No, we're a karate club." stopped him in his tracks for a moment before he said "Well you all look very nice!" and moved on to the next table.
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 14:29,
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