HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Roy Chubby Brown - BradfordSometime around 1986/7 ish (probably the same gig that got him banned from Bradford). Mates brother shouts from the front just as he comes on
"you fat twat".
The response (far funnier than the heckle):
"did you watch playschool as a lad"
"yes"
"Which fucking window do you want to go through?"
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 15:24,
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