HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Attila The StockbrokerI wasn't there; but this is on an old live album from the early 80s:
Attila is reading "Nigel Wants To Go To C&A's".
He reaches the line: "...but the toilets are full of Crass fans..."
In the audience, someone shouts contemptuously "Crass fans are wankers!"
Another replies "Oi, I'm a Crass fan!"
Another cheerfully yells "I'M A WANKER!!"
Audience are now pissing themselves, and Attila joins in, has to stop before he splutters out the next lines. And there's just a warm fluffy sound of people having a good laugh, nudging their mates and saying "fucking brilliant!"
Of course, not as hilarious as shouting "bumsexuals!" in a crowded cinema...
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:48, Reply)
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