HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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KnivesI was called on stage to help a guy juggle knives. My job was to throw them to him and he would juggle. Dead easy. Cept for the beer. I figured that if I could chuck it and spin it (not end over end), it would be easier to catch. However, I got hold of it a little better than I thought and nearly stabbed him in the legs.
Respect though, he asked me to try again, and did manage to juggle when I chucked him the knife the second time.
The reason I submit this under "heckling", is that there was a guy called Grant who sometimes came to these comedy nights at Warwick Uni, and he heckled everyone. He was tall, long haired and a cunt. I was hoping someone would be able to tell me that he's still a cunt.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 3:47, Reply)
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