HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Best night ever......in an Adelaide (South Australia... turn left at purgatory and go straight past anything interesting) nightclub where some drunken mates and I were watching an open mike comedy night.
After heckling some absolute gimp who was doing Frank Spencer impersonations, he finally cracked and said in his best Frank voice:
"If you think you can do better, then show us what you're made of! Hmmmm. Betty!"
Drunk enough not to care, one friend said "Right then!" staggered up on stage and proceeded to bring the house down with a series of observations about the "comic", a few hideously dirty jokes and finally a singalong with words he made up on the spot that had all 2-300 people in the place joining in the chorus.
Mr Spencer was last seen sitting in the corner with the same look on his face children get when they're told Santa doesn;t exist.
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difficultchild, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 7:37,
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