HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The might BishopPossible apocrypal but a story doing the rounds on Popbitch was that Neighbours actor Ian Smith (he plays Harold Bishop) was aksed at some PA or do
'hey Harold why are you so fat?'
To which the great man retorted:
'Cos every time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit'
genius (see also 'Why are yo so short?' 'cos evertime.......she pats me on the head'
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 11:16, Reply)
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