HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Comedy Store, Leicester Square, London. December 2001Ardal O'Hanlon is last on, playing a blinder & coming to the end of his set.
Some cheeky chappie on the front row starts pestering him.
Heckler: "Sing 'My Lovely Horse'".
Ardal: No, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Heckler: "I'll pay you"
Ardal: "hehe, This'll be good. Go on, get your money out then."
Heckler whips out his wallett and slaps a tenner defiantly on the side of the stage at O'Hanlon's feet.
Ardal: "Bollocks"
Audience cheers.
Ardal: "My lovely horse runnning through the field........."
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:01, Reply)
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