HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Oh How OriginalWe went to a matinee performance of Sleeping Beauty in Leeds. It was 99% under 10's. The villainess came on and said 'Can anyone see my pussy?' referring to a stuffed cat she liked to carry around, a comment to guarantee a few adult chuckles.
I shouted 'No, but I can fucking smell it.'
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 18:15, Reply)
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