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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Big man, small instrument?
I was at a tiny little jazz bar, watching the open mic-night, and on comes a guy with an ukelele.

To which someone shouts "It's a giant!"

There was a moments pause, followed by the whole bar getting it and collapsing in laughter.

He was fucking incredible as well, if you've seen the vid of the guy playing 'while my guitar gently weeps' on one you'll see what I mean.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 19:00, Reply)

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