HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
(
chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
« Go Back
ProlapseMy gran had this godawful knitted bunny rabbit that had been around for what looked like 100 years.
Anyway the stitches had parted around her nether regions and her stuffing was hanging out between her legs. Unforturnately for the rabbit, she was stuffed with what looked like a cut up red blanket.
I came out with my first amusing comment of the evening and said "Look Gran, Hermione's had a prolapse". She chuckled 'cause she's really cool.
My older, dimwitted brother said "What's a prolapse?".
Cue inspiration for my second bolt of comedic genius. "Don't worry, the vacuum in your head will ensure you never have to worry about it".
He looked puzzled for a while and decided perhaps wisely to drop it or further expose his stupidity.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 21:19, Reply)
« Go Back