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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The best comeback of all time
We once had a rather rotund Computer Science teacher. Brilliant guy, but very long-winded and very pompous. One day, at the end of a quite long and tortuous lecture, he rested his hands on his stomach and asked "Are there any questions?"

A cry rang out from somewhere in the class- "Yes! Why are you so fat?".

A giggle ran around.

The professor stared at the heckler for a moment, then cut off his own penis and threw it at him.

Rather witty I thought
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 8:07, Reply)

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