Oi... b3ta... why the fuck can't you calculate numbers of replies consistently?
You massive, number-of-replies-miscalculating cunt.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:30, 29 replies)

It counts them just fine
including the ones you have set to ignore
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:31, closed)

No, it really doesn't.
If you (by which I mean, I) look at smearballs' "drawing at strings" thread below you (I) see that he has 13 replies.

Actually, he has 13 direct replies, but a great many more ancestor replies. Look at other threads, however, and the count includes all child replies.

So, er, yeah... I know about the ignore apparently fucking up the count, but this is clearly something else.

Oh... and you're a cunt for using comic sans in your profile.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:38, closed)

It's because he's edited the original post and that fucks up the replies count.
GOD DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING????
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:40, closed)

I'll admit that I didn't know that.
The sort of things that I DO know include "how to engineer software which isn't shit".
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:41, closed)

Maybe you should get a job in IT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:45, closed)

In WHAT?







I tried to stop myself. I really did.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:52, closed)

he's edited it to draw attention to the crappy animation he made in a huff when people teased him last night
how sweet is that? I bet the tears have almost dried out of his lumberjack shirt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59, closed)

I thought it was meant to be you who was regularly upset online

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:05, closed)

I'm only officially upset when one of the Board Big Chiefs tell me I'm upset.
I appear to be in fine spirits this week.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:22, closed)

no, you're upset

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:48, closed)

I am?
Ah bollocks. Knew it couldn't last.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:54, closed)

first things first ... how can your penis smell sooooo bad when it is sooooo tiny?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:56, closed)

You should probably ask the carer who sponges you down.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59, closed)

^povvo bathes himself ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:00, closed)

If I were youn I would be more concerned
about my inability to reply to the right poster.
That's what's fucking it up you spazzbottom.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59, closed)

durrrbreath

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:00, closed)

He has me on ignore (and his thread ^ is shit).
And now I'm all sad and lonely.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:01, closed)

You stupid fat mong.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:08, closed)

:o(
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:17, closed)

People probably have you on ignore.
And by "People" I do of course mean "Whiny shitcunt mong bedwetting crybaby autismic fuck-knuckles".
Fuck knows why though. Just the way they are I suppose. I mean some of them even got ME on ignore according to Modolith, and I'm LOVELY.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:51, closed)

Well I get why some people might ignore me;
I'm can be quite abrasive, etc. That said, I'm the model of civilised restraint compared to the Internet in general, so I think these people really ought to man the fuck up.

Also who'd ignore you? You're a ray of sunshine!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:01, closed)

No you're not. You're LOVELY. EVERYONE says so.
Apart from whiny little shitstains of course. But fuck them. They're untermensch that don't DESERVE to hold an opinion.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:15, closed)

Aw!... who else wants to join our little love-in here?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 20:08, closed)

I'm guessing Quinchy-chan does.
;)
*Wrongcuddles*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:59, closed)

I never realised so many people had me on ignore until I just went to B3ta via a new PC

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:22, closed)

I'VE HAD YOU ON IGNORE SINCE BEFORE B3TA STARTED!
You TERRRIBLE, TERRIBLE bully.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:58, closed)

A bloo bloo bloo

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:17, closed)

I've got the entire b3ta.com domain blocked by my isp

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:18, closed)

Well, the doctor said my colon is blocked
by a decade long backlog of b3ta bullshit.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:32, closed)