Heckles II
It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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Oi... b3ta... why the fuck can't you calculate numbers of replies consistently?
You massive, number-of-replies-miscalculating cunt.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:30,
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It counts them just fine
including the ones you have set to ignore
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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No, it really doesn't.
If you (by which I mean, I) look at smearballs' "drawing at strings" thread below you (I) see that he has 13 replies.
Actually, he has 13
direct replies, but a great many more ancestor replies. Look at other threads, however, and the count includes all child replies.
So, er, yeah... I know about the ignore apparently fucking up the count, but this is clearly something else.
Oh... and you're a cunt for using comic sans in your profile.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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It's because he's edited the original post and that fucks up the replies count.
GOD DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING????
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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I'll admit that I didn't know that.
The sort of things that I DO know include "how to engineer software which isn't shit".
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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Maybe you should get a job in IT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:45,
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In WHAT?
I tried to stop myself. I really did.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:52,
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he's edited it to draw attention to the crappy animation he made in a huff when people teased him last night
how sweet is that? I bet the tears have almost dried out of his lumberjack shirt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59,
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I thought it was meant to be you who was regularly upset online
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:05,
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I'm only officially upset when one of the Board Big Chiefs tell me I'm upset.
I appear to be in fine spirits this week.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:22,
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no, you're upset
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:48,
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I am?
Ah bollocks. Knew it couldn't last.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:54,
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first things first ... how can your penis smell sooooo bad when it is sooooo tiny?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:56,
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You should probably ask the carer who sponges you down.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59,
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^povvo bathes himself ^
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:00,
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If I were youn I would be more concerned
about my inability to reply to the right poster.
That's what's fucking it up you spazzbottom.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:59,
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durrrbreath
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:00,
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He has me on ignore (and his thread ^ is shit).
And now I'm all sad and lonely.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:01,
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You stupid fat mong.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:08,
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:o(
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:17,
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People probably have you on ignore.
And by "People" I do of course mean "Whiny shitcunt mong bedwetting crybaby autismic fuck-knuckles".
Fuck knows why though. Just the way they are I suppose. I mean some of them even got ME on ignore according to Modolith, and I'm LOVELY.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:51,
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Well I get why some people might ignore me;
I'm can be quite abrasive, etc. That said, I'm the model of civilised restraint compared to the Internet in general, so I think these people really ought to man the fuck up.
Also who'd ignore you? You're a ray of sunshine!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:01,
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No you're not. You're LOVELY. EVERYONE says so.
Apart from whiny little shitstains of course. But fuck them. They're untermensch that don't DESERVE to hold an opinion.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:15,
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Aw!... who else wants to join our little love-in here?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 20:08,
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I'm guessing Quinchy-chan does.
;)
*Wrongcuddles*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:59,
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I never realised so many people had me on ignore until I just went to B3ta via a new PC
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:22,
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I'VE HAD YOU ON IGNORE SINCE BEFORE B3TA STARTED!
You TERRRIBLE, TERRIBLE bully.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:58,
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A bloo bloo bloo
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:17,
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I've got the entire b3ta.com domain blocked by my isp
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:18,
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Well, the doctor said my colon is blocked
by a decade long backlog of b3ta bullshit.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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