sorry for posting two stories so soon, but i pissed myself laughing at this one.
A friend told me about someone who got sacked from McDonalds for giving someone 7 STDs, by spunking onto their burger.

He's going to hell for doing it, and i think i'm joining him by laughing so much at the cruelty to an innocent customer (might not be innocent, not sure of all the facts but that's the main story)
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:38, 14 replies)

Much as I hate slating stories
This is an urban legend and is simply impossible.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:44, closed)

Either you, your friend or both are retarded.
Also, I call bullshit.
( WormuIus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, closed)

THIS IS THE BEST STORY OF THE WEEK.
Coincidently, I once knocked out Mike Tyson.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, closed)

Coincidentally
perhaps?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

Or
did you knock one out to Mike Tyson?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)

Pffft!
It's funny 'cause it's true
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:28, closed)

LOL
Lies on the Internet.

Reading this is like being back in Junior School all over again.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, closed)

You know
I also heard that your friend worked in a pub and this women got sick after eating the peanuts and they analysed them and found seven different peoples spunk on them.

True story.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)

I heard that his friend was Brian from the Wonder Years

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:48, closed)

Maybe they'd run out of salt...?

Not that I know what spunk tastes like...


or anything...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, closed)

I also heard...

that your friend went to a curry house and got sick so they called the Health Department who analysed the curry and found seven different peoples spunk on them.

It's funny how it's always '7'...

Maybe it's a lucky spunk number?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:14, closed)

Worst thing is...
that people who work at burger bars are probably testing this empirically... mayonnaise anyone?
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:28, closed)

This isn't uncommon...
Every standard McMac Meal I've bought has had an STD in it, it's even itemised on on the receipt...

1x McMac Meal (Std) - £1.99
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:52, closed)

Hahaha
I've eaten burgers from Mcdonalds and I have never had an STD *proud*
(laurasuper, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:59, closed)