Hitchhiking and fare dodgingEpic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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i'm sure it was total and utter bollocksshe was neither intelligent nor pleasant, a real snobby tangerine tinted WAG type. she just wanted to put down the estate agent.
although in the interest of being strictly fair to those who do not deserve it, it was about 15 years ago, so she may have said some other make of car and i've forgotten exactly what it was.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:40,
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and it's the duty of every decent human being to denigrate estate agents at every opportunity(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:58,
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Well...That lets you off the hook then.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:59,
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technically i was only a letting agent, or a "residential property lettings negotiator and property manager" as it said on my cvi never did sales.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:06,
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lettings negotiation is sales. (, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:19, closed)
most of us don't bother to discriminate between the various sub-genres of the untermenschen(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:34,
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if he'd concentrated on estate agents, solicitors, and recruitment consultants he'd have been the hero of the 20th century(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:41,
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^This.Them and The Ginges.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:43,
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the bloke who did the conveyancing on our last house was a gingerand he had one of those Beadle beards that fat blokes use in an attempt to redefine their chubby chin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:03,
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i went to highgate cemetery the other dayand saw beadle's grave, amongst others. the end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:27,
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Yeah, but we're ALL worse than Hitler.FUHRER OF OUR HEARTS!
ANSCHLUSSING OUR AFFECTIONS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:41,
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(^(^;;^)^) SPINNEN!(^(^;;^)^) LOS TEAM SPINNEN!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:40,
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spinnen is a much better word than spideri like this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:48,
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I was once told by a wise old sageThat if your job title ends in 'agent' but doesn't begin with either 'secret' or 'news' then you can consider yourself a cunt.
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Then you'd need lubricating agent,(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:26,
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So,your job title is 'Associate'?
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Nomy job title is "sanitation fixture technician"
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if you work hard you could be Technical Director of Sanitation (
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:27,
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Talking late at night on the internet (edited)I think I made a mistake. Placeholder. Carry on.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:35,
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